I was born in Ohio.

I grew up in Ohio.

I shall surely die there, for that is the terrible, terrible grip of Ohio.

I went to UC for Digital Design, and currently work in the most annoying part of web development, the browser side. This has given me the false notion that JavaScript is a Nice Language, when in fact it is mildly less annoying than Java. This is not saying much, as Java seems to be designed with annoyance in mind. I also am semi-proficient in bash shell scripting, which is a thing.

I'm half decent at Photoshop and Illustrator, and sometimes pretend I can use other programs, but I mean, let's be honest here.

I sometimes clean any dishes in the sink at the Hive, but only when people aren't looking.