User:Jrhoffa

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jrhoffa is not classified as human; it is a meat popsicle.

The common jrhoffa is 26 years old and lives in the Greater Cincinnati Area with the elusive Karen. Its daily activities include coding massive quantities of C after consuming espresso. Chiefly comprising its diet are ethanol, grilled meats and Caesar salads.

If you've recently partaken of a cake with a picture on it, that's most likely due to jrhoffa's tireless work on creating better systems for face-to-cake conversion technology via embedded systems engineering. If not, please eat more cake.