jrhoffa is not classified as human; it is a meat popsicle.
The common jrhoffa is 26 years old and lives in the Greater Cincinnati Area with the elusive Karen. Its daily activities include coding massive quantities of C after consuming espresso. Chiefly comprising its diet are ethanol, grilled meats and Caesar salads.
If you've recently partaken of a cake with a picture on it, that's most likely due to jrhoffa's tireless work on creating better systems for face-to-cake conversion technology via embedded systems engineering. If not, please eat more cake.